Devil: Well, well, speaking of the Devil – look who´s coming!”Just around the corner, 20 miles of Heaven…” Ha Ha!
God: Pipe down old tailpipe says the Lord, this is not a social visit.
Devil: My Bad, guess my humble chambers will be the House of Lords tonite then, excuse the sulfur-odour, I just broke a Bad One. “Jesus I’ve gotta cut back on those onions….
God: Spare me and don’t bring your nephew into this.
Devil: Very well, Old Fart, why don t you sit down by the Fire and Lighten your Heart to Uncle Lucifer.
God: You know, I don’ t care much for coming down here, but now All Hell has broken loose.
Devil: I believe you, last time anyone wanted to go down on me was Dante, and when he got to the 7th circle, I told him to keep going ´til he found the Ring around my Ass!
God: Oh, for My Sake! Watch your evil tongue!
Devil: Want some snacks? Some fallen women from the Fallen one?
God: You know I’m a vegetarian. Yes, that was some Fall on the Face wasn´ t it? You really got Facialized there. Ha Ha!
Devil: There was something wrong with my Wings, so don’t take all the credit.
God: Uh, some hurt feelings there from Mr House of Pain?
Devil: Perhaps, why don’t you get to the point so we can end this charade.
God: Rumour has it that you have been banging Mary, you M*****f’cker! Is that true?
Devil: The Truth? Hmm, there’s a tricky one for a professional deceiver. Can I Pass?
God: Pass my Ass!Oops, sorry for that!
Devil: No sweat Father, just do a hundred Hell Mary’s and you’ll be fine. I sure did!
God: So you admit guilt then. Incest is a serious crime in heaven.
Devil: Well it’s a vice down here in my Heaven.
God: Figures. So you’l l keep your fingers of my domains then?
Devil: Fingers? Sure, Tongue and Tail? Can’t tail….
Devil: Hey, there is always the back door to Gomorrah if you want to leave!
Devil: Want a stiffy for the road? And I don’t mean this Boner( the third one, the one with the Hoof). Bartender special: Whiskey and Sodomized? Or just a BelseBubblegum? Devil, I’m funny!
God: Not up my Alley, you know, I don’t drink alcohol. Devil, isn’t that the name of a dog?
Devil: Not a dog. Reversed. A GOD!
God: Me, I hate this dump!
Devil: Well, don’t come down to this HellHole then. The stairway is right behind you.
God: I’ll have to punish you.
Devil: I’d like that.
God: You’re such a TellTail.
Devil: Let’s cut a deal, like Alice Cooper tried a while ago. I never gave the Kid a Break. Heads or Tail.
Heads – you’ll get head, sorry, get ahead and make lights out here. Your optimal wish. Tail means
your’e rear ended and Heaven is Mine.
God: Flip the coin, Hoofer!
Devil: Oops! It landed on my VegAss! No more bets.You read it, Brother.
God: It’s stuck in your crack!
Devil: Just Bend down and take a Closer Look.
God: Aaaah, I can’t see!
Devil: HaHa! The outburst of Cracktua! I see it now. Tail it is! I win!
Welcome to my Heaven! DEVIL’S HEAVEN!